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| I'm so bored with myself I'm juggling espresso cups. |
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I think I stink in general, but I'm especially feeling lonely. |
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| So I call Rex and invite him over for pizza. |
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| He's all the time worried about money, jeez it only cost $40. |
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| We decide to have it on my terrace. |
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I tell him I'd like to date someone but no one seems to be around. |
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| "Have you tried Simmetry? It's an online dating service." |
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| "Are they gonna hook me up with some fat guy?" |
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After assuring Rex that I don't think I'm quite that desperate, I tell him I think he left his oven on so he rushes home. Meanwhile I log on. |
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| No skiers, nothing outdoorsy at all. I'm indoorsy. |
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No guys. |
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"Chocolate is sexy;
Chocolate on me is sexier." Hmmmm, what could that mean exactly?
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| Will Moo find anyone online? |
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