"So I met her at some store downtown but I've seen her before on Simmetry. And let me tell you, that is totally not her hair. She looks like a Sandinista or something, kinda brutal, redhead, totally doesn't think I'm funny."

"Are you gonna sleep with her?"

"Sure. It's been awhile, I haven't made out with anything other than my mop in months."

Riiinnnnnngggg.... rinnnnngggg

"Hi, I can't talk now."

"Who was that?"

"Oh, just some guy I picked up."

"I met him online one night and invited him over. Like you do."

"He is really cute in a dirty kinda way, his name is Marty."
"He tells me he's here for the low low price of $750."

"But he really kinda likes me. I think he's one of those hookers with a heart of gold."

"So we made out for a while."

"And he was so smitten he didn't charge me. Isn't that sweet? I think we're gonna go out again, I haven't had a boyfriend since Jean-Paul, remember him? I can't be so picky."

"I hear that."

 

Are Moo & Rex settling? Or are they open minded and willing to explore all possibilities?


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