Over breakfast the next day I tell Honey I think I should get a job, since I owe the bank $20,000 and all.

I get online and search out my prospects.

(I made this lovely lamp myself, you can get it here.)

Fantastic. I always wanted to be a golf caddy for the LPGA.

Honey wonders what her role will be.

(When I have a couple, I usually make one work and have the other do nothing but socialize to get and keep the friendships the working sim needs to advance.)

Honey is a horrible friend. She hates my dog and is still in love with Derek.

Other than Sheila, her only other possibilities are some random cat.

She calls up her sister, Sandy (Sandy, Honey, Ash & Natural Blonde) who brings Sheila.

Sheila is still pissed off about the postcard and tells Honey she blows. Honey tells her to get lost.

I get home from work and watch TV with Sandy. Like Honey, she wants to be a director and feels a reality TV show about her would make a great show.

She and my dog have had a little too much to drink and they pass out on the floor.

I rouse her awake and she promptly passes out on my lawn. Is Honey's entire family a bunch of dysfunctional losers?
When I get home from work the next day, I tell Honey I've been promoted to Convenient Store Clerk.
I am super excited. Now I get to wear these really cool clothes and make big gulps.
I head out for my first day on the job, tingling with excitement.

Huh? What? Blackout!

 

See how Honey and Moo survive the blackout!


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