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| So how are things at Honey & Moo's? |
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Honey is filling her days with eating chips. Somehow she's not fullfilled. (This is one of those times when the Sims is far from reality.) |
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She tells Moo over breakfast that if she isn't going to become a filmmaker, maybe they should have a baby. They're cute too. |
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Unfortunately, we can't just "have" a baby, we'll have to adopt. (Straight couples can "have a baby" by just kissing a lot or by using the love beds. This happens less frequently. Kissing a lot is a 99% guarantee of conception.) |
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We start celebrating our decision. (Sometimes with gay couples kissing a lot will prompt the phone to call you ask if you want to adopt. This can take sim weeks and you have to be vigilant on answering the phone. Once you have a kid, you will get adoption calls every other day.) |
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Now that we're trying to adopt we have to answer our phone instead of screening like usual. Honey's old dog that she had with Derek calls us up and very poetically reminds us we haven't had him over for Mah Jong in weeks. |
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A kidnapper dialed the wrong number. Again. |
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| Well, there's nothing for me to do but go to work. Since I'm a lifeguard now I get picked up in an infantry tank with missile launchers. We take the "no glass bottles on the beach" rule very seriously. |
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Honey is so despondant she spends the entire day watching "Judge Judy" in her lingerie. She gives the baby thing 12 minutes then decides to look for a job in her chosen field. |
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That sounds like they poke you with needles and things. Next. |
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Well, she did go to Staples and buy a notebook and letter opener recently...but, no. |
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| She pauses long and hard over this one. She has secretly longed to operate the Tilt-a-Whirl, but there's no way she's going to sell popcorn until she gets promoted. Eewww. |
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| Honey teeters on clinical depression and starts sleeping during the day. |
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| Her dog called and tells her he's over her. If Honey gave two shits this would really be sad. |
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Will Honey & Moo ever get a kid? Why do they want one? Will Honey need therapy? Will Teensie? Will Honey or Moo ever find a friend so Moo can get off the lifeguard chair? Find out... |
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