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| So what's it like having a kid? |
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We sit around a watch cartoons. I tell her that when I was a kid we only got 3 channels and didn't have cable or video games or computers. If we were lucky we got a plastic hoop on a stick that we'd dip in dish detergent and make bubbles. And we weren't even poor! |
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We eat dinner. |
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Brooklyn is quite the little business woman. Here she is giving a firm handshake to a new aquaintance, Boo Blow, daughter of Joe & Yvette. |
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5 minutes later the dad shows up. (At 9:00pm, a parent will show up to claim their visiting child.) |
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Well, who the hell asked her to come over here in the middle of the night anyway? |
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When Honey wanted a baby, she wanted a baby--not some colorless 9-year executive that has no fashion sense. Somehow her life is just as bland as before. |
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She gives me a huge kiss when I come home which could only mean "Can you go to the store and get some milk?" or "I'm bored." |
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While Honey and I are enjoying the privacy of the street, little Brooklyn is painting on top of Honey's picture. Aren't children precious?! |
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Another associate. This kid is one of Eileen and Jill's. |
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He's re-enacting their latest domestic arguments. |
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| He stays over for dinner but tells me he could care less about my stupid bubble story. Don't they know we can send them all to military school? |
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How long will Honey be able to stand being a housewife? How long till Moo sends their little one to military school? |
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