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| Honey goes down to the bar to think about what she wants to do. |
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| While she's playing pool, Sarah Jessica Parker comes in. |
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| Honey immediately introduces herself. She's a huge fan of "Sex and the City" |
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| Sarah says that's a tv show, not real life. But she insists Honey should call her "Carrie". |
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| Honey is soaking up her brush with celebrity. Sarah, I mean Carrie, is glad someone is talking to her finally. |
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| When Honey gets home she tells me her and Carrie are best friends forever now and Carrie's going to help her be a big movie star. |
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| I'm so tired of her crap. Whatever. |
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| So we're fighting in the bedroom now so Brooklyn won't hear us. |
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| I tell Honey I didn't want a kid in the first place, but we did this because she wanted one. She is a shitty mother. We'll have to send her off to military school now. |
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| All of this is so exhausting, I realize I'm not in love with Honey anymore. |
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| She calls up her new best friend. |
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| Carrie says sure, come on over. |
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Ohmygod, I think they really are breaking up! |
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