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| Back at Honey and Moo's... |
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| Whoops, time is running out on little Brooklyn. Her grade point average has plummeted to a C+ since she's been blowing off school and hanging around the house all day. (Every day you miss of school drops you a letter grade so tomorrow she'll have a D+) |
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| She better live it up now cause it ain't gonna last long. |
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| I don't know why I have to sleep on the couch all the time, shouldn't we be taking turns? Bitch. |
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| After I go to work, Honey calls a cab to go downtown. "Don't burn the house down and stay out of my dresser drawers," she screams at Brooklyn as she runs to the cab. |
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| Honey's nursing her caffiene addiction by drinking two espressos at the same time. If she could only take her shoes off in this stupid cafe she could light cigarettes with her feet. |
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| She decides to sign up with match.com. She describes herself as a fun-loving gal who will try anything. She's into toe rings, candles stuck in wine bottles that get all waxy and drippy, and hurting people's feelings. Call me! |
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| "Oh, hi." She meets the new interior designer that just moved to town, his name is Rex Designs. |
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| She tells him she just got her upper lip waxed, can you tell? |
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| And she shares with this person she met 11 seconds ago that she is going thru a very painful breakup. |
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| Hello, he's gay. |
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| In that case, Honey feels like indulging in a little gossip. |
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| Rex is like whatever. "Call me when you want me to throw out all your Pier One sofa pillows and then we'll talk." |
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| Honey goes downstairs and tells Chad about her lip waxing. |
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| But really she was looking for an opportunity to talk to this girl that was chatting me up the other night. |
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| "Hypathia, you don't know me but I live with Moo." |
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| "She has 9 ingrown toenails, she wanted me to tell you that. Oh, and she said don't ever talk to her again." |
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Feeling good about her day, she goes home to make pizza. (I got this fridge from Ines' Sims Bakery. It lets you cook all kinds of different food.) |
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| Then she hurried up and went to bed so she wouldn't have to see me and I'd be forced to sleep on the sofa. Again. |
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What's going to happen to Brooklyn & Honey & Moo? |
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