Knowing Rex wouldn't call me the second his date was over, I decide to stakeout his apartment and accost him on his way in.

"Oh hi. I was sitting my my car for 9 hours in front of your house and then you came along. Isn't that a coincidence?"

I ask him what's up with him and Jean-Paul. He tells me about the loft and we discuss whether they were on a date or a business meeting.

Then he tells me they went to some straight bar and danced and played pool and made out so he's pretty sure it was a date.

Okay, what about Simone, is she straight?

He says he never got an answer out of Jean-Paul, he thinks he doesn't know her very well or something. It was strange, every time he'd bring her up, JP would change the subject.

Then we're on to Plan B, taking her to the girl bar. Or we could stakeout her house and see who she leaves with! I love this idea since it's exactly like a drive in movie without the movie but Rex doesn't like Fritos or big gulps and claims he has work to do. Whatever.

He's like, you didn't even notice I got a dog. She's a Shar Pei and her name is Pickles.

"Are you gonna wear a tie to the girl bar?" he asks.
"Hell no, but no high heels either."
"Oh, by the way, Brooklyn came home and lived with me for a couple of days then I made her leave and Honey and I helped her move into this really skanky apartment on Sim Lane and she wants a coming home party and I want you and JP to come over for dinner one night and meet her."
I tell Rex I'm leaving and that his dog peed on the floor. "Bye!"

 

Why won't anyone do a stakeout? Will Simone go to the girl bar with Moo and will she freak? Will Rex and Jean Paul go to dinner at Moo's with Brooklyn? Will anyone go to Brooklyn's party? Come back and find out....


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