So I go back to the girl bar.

Oh, and look who I run into--Toilet Girl. Oh well, the restroom is on the right, I mean, if you need it.

Can I just say how ugly the Townies are? It's diabolical how they choose the ugliest heads and combine them with the ugliest clothes. It's a gift.

(I usually end up making a house filled with 8 cute people, 4 male 4 female, so I'll have someone cute to run into downtown.)

Things are looking up, I meet Toilet Girl's sister, Honey Blonde.

We're getting along fabulously. We both have thought about being production assistants for indie filmmakers, if only they had one in this town. And isn't this interesting, SJP is once again perched on a bar stool listening to my conversations and this other one, who originally claimed she was straight, is hanging out in the girl bar playing pool. Uh huh.

I tell her my big lips make better kissers theory.

She tells me pizza is her favorite food. This is kismet.

Unfortunately, she also tells me she's married to Derek. No wonder he hated my jokes.

(The furniture is the Manly Mod set which I got from sims resource.)

But look at this, Derek is out with Sexually Confused girl.

So I ask her if she wants to get something to eat while I'm being positively stalked by Sarah Jessica Parker.

I take her to the piano bar/restaurant next door.

(Always put a piano in your restaurants. It keeps the hateful wandering guitar player away.)

My constant and deep admiration of Honey has attracted this crone who hates all forms of flirtation. Perhaps she should hook up with Sarah Jessica and they can stalk each other.

Before dinner is over, I find myself falling head over heels.

She thinks I'm hot pants.
I risk giving her a kiss goodbye, knowing that Derek and Toilet Girl are around somewhere and could give us both a smack.
It's like deja vu. If she's potty trained, this could be the one.

I finally go to sleep after restlessly wondering if this is something I should get into--she's married to someone I dated once and I still have a crush on her sister. But, this feels like the one.

(Moo and Honey went from 0 to 96 on one date. Is it love? Programming helps. The Sims have decided ahead of time that certain signs are repelled by some and attracted to others. Looking at the chart below you can see that since Moo is a Libra and Honey is a Taurus, it was a little more than fate.)

SIGN

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Leo

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

ATTRACTED TO

Aquarius/Sagittarius

Virgo/Cancer

Pisces/Leo

Pisces/Capricorn

Sagittarius/Cancer

Aquarius/Taurus

Capricorn/Sagittarius

Scorpio/Gemini

Gemini/Taurus

Aries/Libra

Pisces/Virgo

Taurus/Scorpio

REPELLED BY

Leo/Taurus

Pisces/Scorpio

Libra/Aquarius

Libra/Scorpio

Capricorn/Gemini

Leo/Gemini

Scorpio/Virgo

Leo/Aries

Cancer/Libra

Virgo/Cancer

Capricor/Aries

Gemini/Aries

I decide to quit my job, the hours were too long and now that I'm in love I could care less about the doctor clothes. I think I'll hold out for the slacker job.

 

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