"So I met her at some store downtown but I've seen her before on Simmetry. And let me tell you, that is totally not her hair. She looks like a Sandinista or something, kinda brutal, redhead, totally doesn't think I'm funny." |
"Are you gonna sleep with her?" |
"Sure. It's been awhile, I haven't made out with anything other than my mop in months." Riiinnnnnngggg.... rinnnnngggg |
"Hi, I can't talk now." |
"Who was that?" "Oh, just some guy I picked up." |
"I met him online one night and invited him over. Like you do." |
"He is really cute in a dirty kinda way, his name is Marty." |
"He tells me he's here for the low low price of $750." |
"But he really kinda likes me. I think he's one of those hookers with a heart of gold." |
"So we made out for a while." |
"And he was so smitten he didn't charge me. Isn't that sweet? I think we're gonna go out again, I haven't had a boyfriend since Jean-Paul, remember him? I can't be so picky." |
"I hear that."
Are Moo & Rex settling? Or are they open minded and willing to explore all possibilities? |
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