I wake up feeling like a total loser.
I call up Cerise and say I may not have gone to college but I'd rather be fun than a humorless nerd.

She tells me to stop calling her. "What?! You stop calling me!"

I hate being rejected by people I'm not even attracted to.
I'm humiliated by how stupid I sounded, how uninterested she was.
What do I do with all of this?

I decide to not change my clothes or shower for 11 days.

My mop thinks I'm H-O-T.
And I'm now drinking in the daytime by myself.
 
How will Moo turn this around?

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