I wake up feeling like a total loser. |
I call up Cerise and say I may not have gone to college but I'd rather be fun than a humorless nerd. |
She tells me to stop calling her. "What?! You stop calling me!" |
I hate being rejected by people I'm not even attracted to. |
I'm humiliated by how stupid I sounded, how uninterested she was. |
What do I do with all of this? |
I decide to not change my clothes or shower for 11 days. |
My mop thinks I'm H-O-T. |
And I'm now drinking in the daytime by myself. |
How will Moo turn this around? |
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