I call in sick on my first day of work. |
I need a vacation, I decide. |
Boy, this is fun. I should get away more. |
And meet interesting people in beautiful parking lots. |
I cannot even guess what these goofballs are doing in my bathroom. My dog, at least, is making himself at home. |
By the time I get there, the Shark is gone and the Clown is throwing up on the floor. I must be in Daytona. |
This is better than a weekend in Paris. What's walking along the Sienne compared to hurling chickens into buckets? |
I cash in my tickets for a chicken cookie jar. I was tempted to get the orange plastic fingernails, but I thought this would look nicer in my apartment. |
At least depression lets you catch up on your sleep. |
There, I've got a replacement for Honey's honeymoon chest that she took with her. Not that I even noticed it was gone. |
Will Moo ever get over Honey? |
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