The next day, Rex gives Jean-Paul a call and asks if he wants to come over.

Uh huh.

Rex hears the doorbell ring, but there's no one out here.

"AAHHHHHHH!"

Oh, you French. Only people that think Jerry Lewis is funny would still be scaring people for laughs at 27.

Rex gives him a gift. It's a vintage ad for hair pins from 1948 in a pretty Pottery Barn frame.

Jean-Paul is speechless,"Merci!" He's mostly speechless since he doesn't know how to say eBay in french.

So Rex asks him if he's seeing anyone right now.

Only you, Jean-Paul says. Except he says it in French.
Rex says we make a really cute couple.

And he goes to bed happier than he's ever been.
Meanwhile, Honey is telling Ash that she thinks she's getting a cold sore.

She's just going on and on about herself and Ash is getting a little sick of it.
So Honey goes downtown and runs into Sheldon, the gas station attendant.
He asks if she wants to go to the movies sometime and she's like sure, what else have I got to do.
Eeeewww. The shopgirls all have lice.
I run into Honey while she's playing darts at the country western bar. I tell her we should talk.
Over drinks, she tells me about Sheldon and how he is totally into her.
She seems sad in some way so I try to cheer her up a bit.
I give her a hug and tell her that everything is okay between us.
This is so mature of us.

 

Finally Honey and Moo can move on...


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