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| Moving out deux |
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| Alright, you really need to move out today because you're cutting into my french action. I can't think about Simone and getting a new job with you hanging around here. |
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| Look, here's something. "Dull, small studio apartment at 1 Sim Lane. Semi-furnished. No mirrored walls. $948/mo. Absentee landlord. 5 months rent required with credit check and letters of reference. Pets okay." Sounds perfect! |
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| "But where will the party be if I move out?" Party? Oh, that. "Well, it'll be here. You can come over whenever I decide to have it. You can bring your little friends from work. You have friends, right?" |
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| We grab a cab and race over to the apartment before it's snatched off the market. |
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| I called Honey on my cell and told her to meet us there. |
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| Honey tells Brooklyn "She's been wearing those clothes every day for 7 months!" |
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| Isn't that cute how they're bonding? I hate both of you. |
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What a dump. I mean "It's perfect!" |
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| I tell her I think she should take it. Look, even Honey loves it. |
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| So Brooklyn makes herself useful. |
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| I'm trying to make conversation while these two sit here like sacks of potatoes. |
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| I become so depressed by the filth and cheapness that Honey tries to cheer me up with a puppet. At least she knows me really well. |
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| Just being in this apartment for 20 minutes makes me long for a shower. "Bye!" Honey is still confused over who this person is. |
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| Brooklyn tries to give her a hug goodbye and Honey is having none of it. |
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| She tells Brooklyn she isn't very good at this mother-daughter thing, but she'll work on it. |
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Even her dreams are dull. Will Moo ever give Brooklyn a party? Did Honey mean it when she said she'd work on her relationship with Brooklyn? Why drums? |
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