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| The Dinner Party... |
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| "Bon soir!" |
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| I show up a little late because I got my hand caught in the bow when I was wrapping up old halloween candy as a gift for Jean-Paul. |
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| Since the table's full I have to eat standing up by the stairs. The adorable blonde on my right is Lauren. |
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After dinner I tell Jean-Paul that next time I come
over I'll steal flowers from someone's yard. |
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| I have a cigarette with Jen. She's a bouncer in a bar over in Newark. |
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| That's Nicki on the left and Renee on the right. So far I'm invisible dust to them. |
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| Gwen is chatting up Rex. She is on some TV show he watches so he loves her. |
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Lauren and I are getting along fabulously. She's been watching me all night and now we're flirting a bit. |
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| After she leaves I ask Gwen if Lauren's seeing anyone right now. |
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| Gwen's like "You're such a loser. You think just cause she reapplied her lipstick in front of you that she's interested? Why am I talking to you anyway, I'm on TV." |
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| I find Rex in the bathroom and tell him what happened. Nicki's like, are we in a bar? Get the hell out of here before I pee on the floor and write my phone number in your shower. |
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Jean-Paul asks Rex if he wants to go to the movies later. |
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I tell Rex these girls hurt my feelings and I'm going home now. |
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| ::sob:: |
Is Lauren interested and Gwen just a bitch? |
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