When we last saw Moo, she was feeling like her relationship wasn't going anywhere without tremendous effort on her part. What is Honey thinking? |
Honey is getting up the nerve to end things with Derek. |
She tells him it's over. (If you gossip 300 times in a row, you will fall out of love and both of your socials will plummet to full on red.) |
She told him she was sick of his shit and she was leaving the house. (Once you're that unhappy, other options come up like Nag, Insult, Apologize and, eventually, Attack.) |
She's sleeping on the sofa until she can make arrangements with the women's shelter. |
This is the women's shelter. (I just made a house and moved a woman in who's name is Women's Shelter.) |
New in town, Women's Shelter goes downtown for a tasteful white nightgown and introduces herself to creepy guy. She figures she'll be meeting his girlfriends eventually. |
She comes in the girl bar and runs into me while I'm playing pool. I tell her a little about me & Honey. |
Derek is next door at the restaurant, out with his Sexually Confused girlfriend. Is she confused or was she just spying on me and Honey? |
Women's Shelter assures me she'll look into this. She's awfully handsy for someone I just met. She's giving me prison warden vibes. |
Find out if Honey moves out and Women's Shelter makes a move on her. Find out if Moo gets a job and finally changes her clothes. Come back soon for further installments. |
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