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| How did Sheila survive the blackout of '03? |
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| Sheila was in the middle of sending snotty emails when everything went black. |
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| She stole some gas lamps from a neighbor's patio and cried herself to sleep on the sofa. How did she end up so alone? |
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| As soon as Target opened the next day, she ran over and bought a bar. The blackout showed her how much she loved Jill and it was time to get seriously drunk and think about what to do next. |
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| She goes down to the bar and waits for Jill to show up. She cranks up R.E.O. Speedwagon and clears the bar as she dances. |
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| She has another drink and wonders where the hell Jill is. |
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| She decides that Jill must be avoiding this place like the clap, so she decides to go out and find her. |
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| She spots her in a diner with Big. |
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| Then eating out again with Michael. Jill is positively creeped out at this point. |
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| After Sheila follows her into a bar, Jill tells her to get lost. |
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| So the next day she stands outside of Jill's windows and begs to be let in. Jill shrieks "Don't let her in!" while Eileen says she's going to finish this shit now. |
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| Eileen tells Sheila that she could kick her flat ass anytime she felt like it. |
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| Jill is relieved to sick Eileen on the problem and goes to bed only to have nightmares about Sheila. |
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| Eileen kicks her out and says the next time she catches her flat ass around Jill or the house, she's going to split her skull. |
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Sheila makes her martini and thinks that she would be so much better for Jill than that hostile, violent Eileen. It's a miracle Jill hasn't been to the Women's Shelter as a guest considering all the "doorknobs" she's "walked into." Well, it's clear that Sheila is the better woman, it must be Eileen's brutal, smoldering looks that appeal to Jill.
Is it conceivable that Sheila could end up with Jill? How drunk is she? |
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