When we last saw Moo, she was feeling like her relationship wasn't going anywhere without tremendous effort on her part. What is Honey thinking?

Honey is getting up the nerve to end things with Derek.

She tells him it's over.

(If you gossip 300 times in a row, you will fall out of love and both of your socials will plummet to full on red.)

She told him she was sick of his shit and she was leaving the house.

(Once you're that unhappy, other options come up like Nag, Insult, Apologize and, eventually, Attack.)

She's sleeping on the sofa until she can make arrangements with the women's shelter.

This is the women's shelter.

(I just made a house and moved a woman in who's name is Women's Shelter.)

New in town, Women's Shelter goes downtown for a tasteful white nightgown and introduces herself to creepy guy. She figures she'll be meeting his girlfriends eventually.

She comes in the girl bar and runs into me while I'm playing pool. I tell her a little about me & Honey.

Derek is next door at the restaurant, out with his Sexually Confused girlfriend. Is she confused or was she just spying on me and Honey?

Women's Shelter assures me she'll look into this. She's awfully handsy for someone I just met. She's giving me prison warden vibes.

 

Find out if Honey moves out and Women's Shelter makes a move on her. Find out if Moo gets a job and finally changes her clothes. Come back soon for further installments.


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