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| I get rid of Rex and go back to bed. She's still nattering on about existentialism or something. |
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Puts me right to sleep. |
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| The next day I'm all like "are we gonna do this?" |
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| She tells me "I'm sorry, I'm just not that into you. I can't be attracted to someone I have no respect for. I'm not interested in a one night stand, I deserve more than that." |
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| Bitch. |
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The thing is I wasn't that into her, how did I get dumped first? |
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| My mop still digs me. |
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| I wonder if I'm ever going to have sex again. |
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| How the hell do you spell Heidegger. |
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| Will Moo spin into despair or get on with her life? |
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