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| Jada Adorable calls me up and invites me over. I'm surprised she called after our shitty date, but what the hell. (The Adorables are my house of cute people. I decide to let Moo mingle with them and see if any of them particularly like her.) |
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| Jada is too dull to appreciate my mocking her on the phone. |
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| I watch TV with her roommate, Tina, and ask when the hell food is served around here. |
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| Tina calls me into the bathroom to tell me that Jane (not the maid, another Jane) lives here and she and I should meet. |
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| So I have dinner while I wait for Jane to show up. These people are pigs. |
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| Jane finally invites me to her room and we chat for hours. |
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| We talk for so long I pass out on the floor of her room. |
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Meanwhile, this one is up to her ankles in urine. |
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| I think about sleeping on their sofa, but I haven't had a tetnus shot in years. I tell these two I'm going home and they could so care less. |
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| I wake up a little hungover but hopeful. |
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| Who? Oh, we went out once. Okay, bye. |
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| I start emailing Jane. We're both on Friendster and are having a hilarious time writing profiles for each other. |
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| Honey calls at some point. I tell her I'm flattered, but I just don't love her. She doesn't get it. |
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| I decide to ask Jane out. |
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She is so into me.
Come back and see how it works out... |
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