The party part deux

Honey is losing her shit because she found out I went to see Dr. Brian. She wants to know what he said about her among other things.

I immediately find Rex and tell him everything Honey said.

As we're dancing, Rex reminds me that Honey & I did have a kid together so we should try to be civil.

Yeah.

Jean-Paul tells Rex that in France you can smoke wherever you want and drink wine with every meal.

So I sit down next to Honey and try to be nice.
I ask her if she wants to go get coffee sometime. Coffee clearly means "Hi, friend!"

What the hell is that?

Oh, it's Drew Carey. Whatever.

(If you have a successful party, Drew Carey shows up. If you have a bad party, you get the mime. Success is measured by how happy your guests are — happy = access to bathroom, food, fun and comfort.)
So everyone at the party runs outside.

Of course you did.
Honey is all over this guy like flies on ... honey

She spends 20 minutes telling him that his show redefined comedy in our generation.
I can only take so much of this. After awhile I tell her that she's making an ass of herself for a B-list actor. It's pathetic.
Naturally, I'm the crazy one.
No one's been this impressed or enthralled with their cell phone since 1994.
"I cannot believe you said that to me in front of Drew Carey?!" Honey screams at me. I think she's not handling the break up well.
Drew shows me how his voicemail works and all the different rings he can get on his phone, then says he has to leave. Whatever, I got linguine on my shirt. Sheila? The bar's on the patio.
Rex drags me into the bathroom and asks me what I think of Jean-Paul. I tell him I think he's supercute and to find out if he has any cute sisters.
So Rex and Jean-Paul leave together.

And Tommy kicks granny's ass out.

What is going to happen next for Rex and Jean-Paul? And does he have any cute sisters? And is Honey psychotic?

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