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| Party. My place. Now. Bring liquor. |
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| Brooklyn shows up with one of her friends from work. "I said liquor, not licorice." |
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| Brooklyn's friend, Veronica Eagle, is surprisingly fun. She's telling Jack and Simone how much she hates her job and is only in the military because her parents kicked her out of the house when she was 9. |
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| Brooklyn walks in on Rex and Jean-Paul in the bathroom. "Hi, Brooklyn." "Hi, Queens." What? She made a joke? Have another cocktail! |
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| One of her other friends, Spike, corners me in the kitchen and asks what's the energy efficiency rating on this stove. Like I know or care. I find her completely and totally humorless and unappealing but she IS the butchiest, dykiest lesbian I've ever seen. |
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| I see Simone and Jack staring into each other's eyes soulfully and it's pissing me off. |
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| Ironically, Brooklyn is bored and wants to leave her party that's she's nagged me for weeks to give. What does Brooklyn do when she's bored? Press leaves into notebooks? |
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And take your humorless friend with you. Hey, make yourself at home, bitch. Are you going through my address book? |
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Now Dr. Brian has cornered Jean-Paul in the bathroom and is telling him that he considers himself fluent in French. "My nom is Brian. See?" |
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| After Jean-Paul tells him his French stinks, Dr. Brian vows to only order American Fries from now on. |
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| Spike is going on and on about the party and how nice it is. She's never had salad before and wanted to get my recipe. |
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| Simone is actually getting jealous! |
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| I didn't think she was capable of it! |
Has Moo resorted to high school tactics to win over a lover? Are we sure she was jealous of Moo or was it Spike? |
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