I call Honey up the next day and ask her to come over. Since the city is crawling with ex-girlfriends, husbands and stalkers, I figure this is safe.

(Never call before 6:00am, they'll scream and hang up on you at 5:59 and accept your call lovingly at 6:01. If they have a day job, you can grab them before they leave and they'll miss work for you. Oh, and I got the pet bed from sims resource.)

So I greet her at the door with a hug and she's like all giving me attitude.

So I make dinner and she thanks me by telling me she hates my dog. Why is it always something? Now I'm dating Moody Pants.

(Gossipping, unlike real life, is almost always a negative thing. The listener hates it 99 times out of a hundred. The only personality that likes it are people low on nice and high on playful.)

So I suggest we watch the Food network before things get too ugly. At least my dog likes me.

I decide to cut this short and quit while I'm ahead. I kiss her cheek goodbye and her skin seems to be crawling with revulsion.

I try again the next day because I feel like there was something there. I decide to take her downtown so she'll leave my dog out of it.

I give her some roses to start her off in a better mood.

And of course she's hungry. I'm beginning to worry she's turning into a high maintenance bitch.

I ask her what's going on between us.

She talks about leaving her husband but I think she's just saying what I want to hear.

Oy, again with the toilets. Let's see if she's better at this than her sister.

Well, at least she follwed me in here on her own, but, wait, no, she's not actually staying.

Okay, she just likes the one in the bar next door better.

Yeah.

As I'm buying Travel magazines, I wonder how much effort I'm willing to put into this girl.

(If your date consistently wants to talk about something you have no interest in, you can raise your interest by reading magazines on the subject. MaxSimum is for exercise, outdoors and travel. Victor's Digest is for food, sports and weather. Avarix is money, politics and technology. Livin' Large is 60's, music and parties. And WhooNoo is Hollywood, Romance and Style. Be aware that as you add interest to one category, the same points are being arbitrarily taken away. The best thing to do is use a program like Simodifier for Mac to make all your interests 100%. Simenhancer does the same job for PCs.)

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